Funny African Proverbs (18+)

1. The anger of a penis doesn’t destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
2. There’s no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it’s mother’s breasts but not with the father’s testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.(Senegal )

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